…Bottled Tale…

By: Emmanuel Esudue

Level: 1

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On another fateful day, Ashapha and Shaibiru alighted from their blue range rover, dragged out their next victim who was barely conscious into a nearby bush.‘‘How many heads do we have so far and how many more are left?’’, Asphapha asked. ‘‘Nine and happily the last head we are to get’’, Shaibiru replied. They got to business, one holding the lady firmly to the ground as the other lifted up the sharp axe in a fearless manner like a warrior and down he brought it on her throat with speed; the head fell off and blood gushed out her lifeless body through her neck. Patiently they waited till she stopped shaking, chopped off her breasts, toes, and fingers, before cutting her up to pluck out her intestines then pushed her lifeless dismembered body down into the ravine that was not too far off. Continue reading

…Knockout Blessing…

By:  Arc

Level: 3

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Allow me introduce the BEST WORST NOLLYWOOD MOVIE of 2018. Knockout Blessing is so bad the entire crew and cast should be applauded for making it through the movie. Someone actually paid for its publicity? I paid two thousand naira to watch this, money so not well spent, I could liken it to paying a 30,000 gate fee to watch Terry G and African China perform. I have no clue where to start from, I wish I can un-see this retina-neuronic poison.

First, I had the distinguished honor of being the only one in the movie theater (Genesis Deluxe cinema) 10 minutes before the movie started. Continue reading

…LionHeart Review…

By: Arc

Level: 3

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A year ago (actually last week), first thing that popped into my head at the mention of Lion heart was Jean Claude Van Damme’s signature Last fight winning kick. Right now it is safe to say that there is only one LION HEART, Genevieve Nnaji’s OBIAGU…

LION HEART—BRAVE HEART, One thing in common: DIRECTOR EXCELLENCE; Mel Gibson = Genevieve Nnaji Continue reading

…Firstly HUMAN…

By: Chukwukere Nwovike 

Level: 1

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Life is a mystery, and with each day I live, it only gets even more mysterious and complicated.

Growing up a little boy, I knew just a handful of things. I knew I was a boy, I knew I was little (I got to hear ‘cute, fine, small boy’ everyday). I knew dad had money. I knew every Sunday I had to be early to church, and I was always one of the first, because the day before, mum would go through my Sunday box (a box specially set aside to house my church clothes) and iron a set for Sunday, all these so I don’t go late, so I get to hear every word in Sunday school. I knew Jesus died for my sins, I knew he was the son of God, and I knew God was merciful. I knew when someone shouted “Praise the Lord” in the church, we were to reply “Hallelujah”. I knew no matter what, I had to stay till church closed. In all I knew I was an Assemblies of God member, and as far as I was concerned that was what knowing God was all about. Continue reading

…The Golden Coup Plotter…

By: Arc

Level: 3

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I lived only 32 years, I died in my youth, yet I left more mark on your country’s history than your 78 year old granddaddy Buhari or is it Jubril these days…My name is Emmanuel Arinze Ifeajuna (Popularly called Emma Vancouver or The Assassin, Tafawa Balewa’s Assassin). Continue reading

…RV 144 Vaccine…

By: Arc

Level: 3

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“We owe all our thanks to the Belgian government for stopping King Leopold II…The world saw the brutal killings of Congolese civilians on Kinshasa plantations, few saw a man trying to rid the planet of its most deadliest virus by slaughtering all infected…Thankfully the world’s view prevailed and today we still have our virus HIV…The second most profitable disease in the world, second only to Malaria still thrives….”

Dr. Selena, Chief virologist of Ziperf Pharmaceuticals delivered her monologue to the 14 members of board with the excitement of a 5 year old. In the next six months, the 15 of them would be regarded as the most powerful people in the world; the ultimate world super power. Continue reading

…Sheila’s Thoughts…

By: Timeyin

Level: 1

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“I always thought that going to school, coming out with great grades and being a good girl paid; I always thought that. Here I am in this cubicle called a house; I am too ashamed to even call it ‘home’. No water, no electricity, no food, just oxygen and a dozen of silly rats who can’t wait to devour my poorly laminated first class degree certificate. It’s been six years since I left the University of Port Harcourt, five years since I served my father land and four years since I lost my first and only job. Continue reading