…Killer Curves…

By: Arc

Level: 3

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There was a time when Angelina Jolie was the hottest woman on the planet. The skinny frame was golden, the late 90s and early 2000s were for the model size 4 and below. Ladies starved and literally worked their buttocks off in the gym to fit the acceptable highly appealing skinny girl frame until anti-anorexic chants started. Times have changed; this is the era of the THICK woman, Kim K, Beyonce, Cardi B, Omotola and Princess Shingle. The only part the ladies want skinny is the waist, every other part has to be THICK. Ladies have gone desperate in the search for thickness; enter Apetamine, Maca and all sorts of products notorious for their thickening ability. It is time to break down these substances, dispel some myths and set the facts right.

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“…My Experience at the AHAPN Conference…”

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AHAPN: Association of Hospital and Administrative Pharmacists of Nigeria

19th Annual National Scientific Conference Hospital and Administrative Pharmacists and National Development

Welcome Centre & Hotels- 70, International Airport Road, Ikeja, Lagos.

Monday 31st July 2017

Hospital Quarters UPTH: My brain woke me at 3:50am, beat my alarm by 10minutes, I must have been anxious. Next I moved to the kitchen to whip up breakfast (Yes I admit it, I eat before I pray). I emptied my plate at 4:30am and caught up with the new episode of Game of Thrones as I went through the morning’s body treatment. Continue reading

…The Contest…

By: Akin Akinnibosun

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Beauty Contest: Amongst Healthcare Providers

Akin Akinnibosun

The Queen stood before the mirror and asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” The Mirror replied, “Thou art fair O Queen, but the fairest of all is Snow White.” This response infuriated the Queen and she set out to rid the kingdom of Snow White, even to the point of turning into a witch, in order to feed her a poisoned apple.

At the 83rd conference of the Pharmaceutical Society of Nigeria tagged Taraba 2010, the keynote address Speaker, Professor Eyitayo Lambo used this phrase, “Beauty Contest” to describe the unhealthy competition that goes on among Nigerian Healthcare Providers in soliciting favours and attention from the government and the Public. And so, the Physician considers herself the most beautiful but when she stands in front of her magic mirror, the mirror to her consternation says otherwise. So she seeks to side track or ‘rid the kingdom’ of every other health professional in order to establish her throne, during which time she loses her primary focus of caring for her patients and keeping abreast of the latest medical techniques. No wonder the elites immediately fly abroad for the simplest medical procedures- evidence that our Physicians have lost concentration. Continue reading

…Pharma-Guide Nigeria; PGN’s Call To Service…

Are you passionate about helping others stay healthy and Can volunteer to be part of an Organization dedicated to providing information and Knowledge to people on how they Can stay healthy… If YES, Pharma-Guide Nigeria needs you. There is a role for everyone. You can be part of the Team or a sponsor/partner. Kindly send a mail indicating your interest. pharmaguidenigeria@gmail.com We believe in the possibility of a healthier Nigeria today and tomorrow! Join us!

…Where There Is Addiction, Let There Be Smoke…

By: Ezinwanne Udeogalanya

Level: 1 

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A satire by Ezinwanne Udeogalanya  (Ollie BP)

I will just go straight to the meat of the matter, as we are after all friends…nah! I have brought you here presently to discuss a very important matter… A basic human right that has been suppressed. A right that we previously had, but that has been extinguished by those “glass-half-empty” folks. By those who put their faith in stats,  facts and scientific evidence, having  no respect for human addiction when it conflicts with their health standards.

Our constitutional right has been violated!

Our constitutional right has been violated!

We cannot smoke cigarettes in public!!

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…Always Asleep…

By: Arueyingho Victoria (Timeyin)

Level: 1 

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(A series on severe psychiatric problems)

Tosan! You are fired!’

‘I am so sorry sir… If I have done something wrong please forgive me!’ she pleaded.

‘Forgive you? I would have if you were at least productive… but you sleep! You sleep during seminars, you sleep on duty, you sleep every darn time and you’re not fit to be called sleeping beauty!’ her boss charged as he flung several files at her.

‘It is not my fault sir!’

‘Not your fault ehn… are you possessed? Do you fly at night? Is that why you come late to work in the morning?’ he asked mockingly.

‘I am sorry sir… It happens only during the day..It will not happen again!’ she pleaded with a yawn.

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…But I’m Okay!!!

By: Arueyingho Victoria (Timeyin)

Level: 1 

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(A series on severe psychiatric problems)

‘Steve! Steve! Stay in one place!’

He ran away, lifted a plastic chair and swayed his hips to an imaginary tune. Miss Mary was tired of chasing him around the class, she stood with her arms folded and gave him a stern look, ‘Steve if you don’t drop that chair you will have no buns for a whole week!’ she threatened. He ignored her and ran out of the class into the arms of his mother who had coincidentally come to pick him. Continue reading

…Steps To Abortion…

By: Arc

Level: 2

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This arCticle is inspired by the alarming number of young maidens who come to me for abortifacients…I am a pharmacist and almost on a daily basis I meet pretty girls who ask for a “solution” to their problem…So I’d give my advice here on this platform and pray to heavens they don’t keep coming because I am obliged by profession to throw my Catholicism out the window, listen and not judge… Continue reading

Hope For The Health Care System In Imo State

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Imo State Honorable Commissioner of Health, Woman Affairs and Social Development Mrs Ngozi Njoku Visits Meblink Pharmacy and Research/Diagnostic Laboratory Ikenegbu, Owerri On A Facility Inspection Tour 29th October 2016

After duly completing the monthly clean up routine all staff of Meblink pharmacy reported to work as usual and shortly after their faces were filled with smiles as they filed out to receive the gracious Mrs. Ngozi Njoku and her entourage.  Continue reading